Ice Cream Face

This child has a chronic disease called messy eater syndrome. I don't think a meal or snack has gone by since birth without her getting it all over her face, in her hair, or both. I'm hoping there is a huge leap in stem cell research that may cure this problem before she reaches dating age, otherwise she may have to live with her daddy and I forever. Ice cream is the worst, however, because once it dries her hair becomes crunchy and there's no hope of getting a brush through it. If the researchers don't come through she may have to go through life with a crew cut.